Thursday, May 24, 2012

What's in a Name?

I know a gal, let's call her Ashley (because that's her name.) She has a highly entertaining blog which inspired me today. Another wonderful friend uttered this ABSOLUTELY TRUE *snicker* line about my family on Tuesday, "I swear your kids are never bad when I see them Genna, they're always perfect. You guys are like the perfect family." ...

Hang on a sec, I just snorted my tea remembering... Wow, don't laugh and drink at the same time. That has to be bad for your nasal parts.

*Erhem* Moving on~~

Decided to let ye under the ridiculous delusion that we're perfection to a "p" in on a few glimpses of this past week. If it doesn't convince you we're just as special as the next fam, nothing will:) 

*My 2 year old told Granny via Skype that her baby brother "scratched" her nipple...so now her nipple is cold, but mommy's are still warm. ~~

 * My 5 year old son having a MELT DOWN because I finally forced the boy to relinquish his favorite shirt (ghost busters) to the washing machine. kid had to wear something else. It. Tore. His. Heart.

* I burnt  the usual one tray of cookies, my signature mark when baking them. On the plus side, there are 40-some-odd other non-burnt-super-chewie-chocolate-chip-goodness-cookies waiting to be eaten


*I might have completely freaked out because one of those GIANT mosquito eater things dived bombed me~~and yes, it did it on PURPOSE. :) ...I am aware most adult women don't cower when confronted by flying things one-one thousandth of their size, I just can't be one of them.

*My three year old ran, butt naked, out of the bathroom screaming that the potty water was chasing her (it started to overflow.) 

*Eating Ancient Roman Style (lounged on pillows, eating w/ hands) on the living room floor as part of a "school project."    ~~actually, I'm a little proud of this one. It was FUN!

* And I may or may not have allowed our almost-one-year-old to sit next to me and chew on a magazine while I finished typing this...if really pressed, I plead the fifth:)

(this happened too.)


Be strange: Genna



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