Remember...

Ever have one of those "good Lord what happened to my body?" moments? yeah, I'm right there with ya. So let's just say for the sake of argument that while I technically fit into my fat pants they are 1) a little on the snug side yet preferable to maternity pants but are still 2) called "fat pants." Need I say more?? So today is about remembering WHY those fat pants (and later down the line those maternity pants) were pulled from the closet and actually made to fit. Recalling how a finger-wide, scar-like line appeared on my right hip bone and why...dear Lord WHY one could possibly trace a route cross country utilizing only the little "roads" marking my lower belly. Here are my reasons:

And:

And we can't forget this:

Or this:

Reasonably: Gen